Hello, me here I just wanted to let you guys know that I won’t be posting anything for 2 weeks at the shortest being as i’m going on a trip down south and where i’ll be the data is horrific. I should be returning to posting soon afterwards. Thanks guys
"lol chill Hazel Grace it’s a metaphor"
Print it. Fuck it.
am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused
People who drink milk gross me tf out
*headbutts this post and it shatters into a million pieces cuz it got weak ass bones*
So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.
I’m dubious. I should read a passage:
It is a literal bear.
Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.
You have some explaining to do, Canada.
You guys don’t understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, this book won the Governor General’s Award. That’s the highest literary award in Canada. That’s the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history.
i had to read this book in uni for my first year Canadian literature class. When we first heard of it we were like, “Oh the Bear’s a metaphor or some shit.” but then one kid read ahead, and was like, “Guys, no, she literally fucks the bear. She fucked a bear.”
The gang is playing Cards Against Humanity and Bucky’s got something to reveal.. ;]
Inspired by this post
is this what having a penis is like
The 5 times Sokka forgot Toph was blind and the time he didn’t.
Sokka… always my favorite.
that was a roller coaster the whole way though